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TheVampsBrad: “Con the lad”

TheVampsBrad: “Con the lad”


living with the vamps (the camps) 

sprinkleofbrad:

hmm idk man it was 1am and i wrote this and this is basically what i imagine living with the vamps would eventually turn into (disclaimer: this is probably the dumbest piece of writing i’ve ever written whoo hoo)

  • "guys can you unpack your suitcases soon you’ve been home for like a week now"
  • “that doesn’t mean dump your clothes out on the floor Tris”
  • “brad what the fuck why are you still in the tub you’ve been in there for three hours”
  • “NO CONNOR I WILL NOT WALK THE BEARDED DRAGON”
  • “whose turn is it to go grocery shopping? james? if you come back with fucking protein bread again i’m kicking you out”
  • “tris did you do the laundry this week? all the whites are stained with animal print? hOW???!!!”
  • “are you fucking kidding me no i’m not sharing my hairspray with you”
  • “brAD GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TUB”
  • “none of you have any more clean underwear”
  • “thAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD WEAR EACH OTHER’S UNDERWEAR”
  • “connor what have i said about bearded dragons in the bathroom”
  • “TRISTAN I WILL DISOWN YOUR ASS IF YOU STEAL MY HAIR GEL AGAIN”
  • “who the fuck bought the deluxe version of the lion king?”
  • “no james i don’t want to go to the gym”
  • “BRAD TRIS PLEASE STOP TWERKING”
  • “oh my god tradley”
  • “tris if you sing one mORE LINE OF THE LION KING—”
  • “for the love of all that is good and holy it’s 2am connor i am not getting out of bed to play hide-and-seek with you and rex”
  • “brad can you please button your shirt up like a functioning member of society”
  • “I AM TRYING TO SLEEP CAN YOU FOUR PLEASE STOP WATCHING THE SKYPE LAUGHTER CHAIN”
  • “james did you bookmark a cutekittens site on my laptop”
  • “BRAD IM GONNA WATERBEND YOUR ASS OUT OF THAT TUB”
  • “are you seriously injured again connor we’ve run out of bandaids”
  • “james can you please put on a goddamn shirt MY GRANDMA IS VISITING IN AN HOUR”
  • “WHICH ONE OF YOU DIPSHITS SHORT-CIRCUITED MY HAIR BLOWER?”
  • “get out of my room good lord take your cat videos somewhere else james”
  • “no trIS I CAN’T FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT IM TRYING TO STUDY”
  • “oh my god brad now all the hot water’s gone you inconsiderate asshole”
  • “connor please take that kilt off you’re going to trip and fall and we’ve already been to the emergency room once this week let’s try not to repeat it”
  • “oh for fuck’s sake guys please put on some clothes— NO NOT YOUR ONESIES”